Prof. Attahiru Jega has been shot
Just few hours after the just concluded Nigerian March 28th elections, the INEC chairman Prof. Attahiru Jega who has truely defined democracy for the Nigerian state was shot by unidentified gun men on his way to his Abuja residence.
Even though none of the gunmen was identified, our sources confirmed that it had so much to do with the result announced by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) as the gunmen chanted "Jega why" before they pulled the trigger.
However, the well calculated Jega was lucky enough not to get caught by the bullet which was protected by his bullet proof jacket.
At the time of press, we received unconfirmed rumors that the 9jamebor team would likely be arrested for making such April fool joke but we are confident that Our man Buhari will grant us bail when the time comes.
If you are yet to notice that this is an "April fool" then you probably need a second skull for any weapon fashioned against Jega shall not prosper...
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Even though none of the gunmen was identified, our sources confirmed that it had so much to do with the result announced by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) as the gunmen chanted "Jega why" before they pulled the trigger.
However, the well calculated Jega was lucky enough not to get caught by the bullet which was protected by his bullet proof jacket.
At the time of press, we received unconfirmed rumors that the 9jamebor team would likely be arrested for making such April fool joke but we are confident that Our man Buhari will grant us bail when the time comes.
If you are yet to notice that this is an "April fool" then you probably need a second skull for any weapon fashioned against Jega shall not prosper...
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